Morning News

Good morning...

Whoops, I seem to have slightly overslept or....

To be more accurate, I have come down with a severe case of BTW Syndrome.

Now, some of you may know that BTW Syndrome (Bed's Too Warm Syndrome) randomly strikes males of the species during the winter months.

And it's a truly debilitating illness; not quite up there with AIDs or Ebola but, not far behind!

The symptoms are...

1). Almost total paralysis - frequently even turning off the alarm clock is an effort.

2). The sufferer generally forms a foetal position with the duvet almost totally covering him.

3). And, most importantly, a total inability to get out of bed, even if there is work that needs to be done.

There is only one known cure...

The smell of freshly ground coffee and the sound of bacon sizzling on the grill.

And all this is my way of telling you that there will be no Morning News today;

Normal service will be resumed tomorrow.

Have a great day's racing!

Once again, if you've got anything to say about Focus Ratings, please wander over to Focus Ratings Review and have your say.

As always...

My kindest regards