Morning News

Good morning...

Well, we have some racing today...

8 races at Sha Tin.

You can bet on Hong Kong racing by using the Betfair sportsbook.

Of the traditional bookies, UniBet.com probably has the cleanest (in my opinion) interface.

I'm in a bit of an email backlog at the moment;

It's like someone has put a big sign up on the internet - a sign that says..."Stop what you're doing, no matter what you're doing, stop right now and...

Email Keith!"

I am gradually catching up though so please be patient.

The links to today's rating for Sha Tin are...

Ratings in PDF format (top 3 rated horses.)

Ratings in PDF format (all horses.)

Something to make you smile...

Three Couples Are Trying To Get Married

Three couples are trying to get married at the same church. There is a young couple, a middle-aged couple, and an elderly couple. The three couples meet with the priest and discuss when they can get married.

"If you wish to get married in my church, you must all go one month without having sex," says the priest.

One month later the three couples return to the church and talk to the priest. He then asks the elderly couple, "Have you completed the month with sex?"

"Yes we have, it was easy," replies the elderly couple.

"How about you?" He asks the middle-aged couple.

"It was hard, but we didn't have sex for the whole month," they respond.

"And how about you two?" He asks the young couple.

"No we couldn't do it," responds the boyfriend.

"Tell me why," says the priest.

"Well my girlfriend had a can of corn in her hand and she accidentally dropped it. She bent over to pick it up and that's when it happened."

The priest then tells them, "You're not welcome in my church."

"We're not welcome in the supermarket either," says the boyfriend.

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The Wealthy Lawyer

A very wealthy lawyer in a small town is notorious for never giving money to any charity that comes his way.

The local animal shelter knows he has a dog and they think that this could be their way into his wallet.

They go to his door and he answers, "What do you want?"

One of the ladies replies, "Hello Mr. Smith. We know you are very wealthy and we know you also never give to charity. Wouldn't you enjoy giving back to an organization that helps dogs much like your own?"

The lawyer looks her dead in the eye and replies, "Do you also know that both of my parents are suffering life-threatening illnesses and have medical bills several times their own income?"

The lady, taken back, replies, "Well.. No... I thought..."

He interrupts her, "Did you also know my sister's husband left her and their two kids without a penny?"

Still stuttering she replies, "Um... Oh my...."

"And my brother lost his legs in the war," The lawyer continues.

At this point the people from the shelter are dumbstruck and aren't saying a word.

Then he finishes, "If they don't get a cent, do you expect to?"

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Today

Whatever you are up to today, have a great time and...

Stay healthy.

As always...

My kindest regards