Posted by
Keith Eckstein on Jul 21, 2014 in
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Jokes!
So...
Terry noticed that we have a
Jokes section on this site?
And he offered a joke of his own.
Now, the only reason that we have a joke section on the site is...
For those days when....
Kauto Star and Frankel are racing in a 3 horse race and...
The other horse...
Dennis the Donkey is the 1000/1 outsider.
Anyway, by the 8th furlong, Kauto Star and Frankel are about 1 mile ahead of Dennis the Donkey...
So they slow down to have a chat!
And, they're so busy swapping tales about which famous jockey has sat on their back and...
How much prize money they've earned..
That, they totally failed to notice that Dennis the Donkey has hobbled past them and...
Gone on to win the race?
In other words...
The Jokes Section is only here for those days when the top rated horse comes last, the 1000/1 outsider wins and...
You wonder why you're paying £10 a month for ratings where that can happen?