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Jokes…

Jokes!

So...

Terry noticed that we have a Jokes section on this site?

And he offered a joke of his own.

Now, the only reason that we have a joke section on the site is...

For those days when....

Kauto Star and Frankel are racing in a 3 horse race and...

The other horse...

Dennis the Donkey is the 1000/1 outsider.

Anyway, by the 8th furlong, Kauto Star and Frankel are about 1 mile ahead of Dennis the Donkey...

So they slow down to have a chat!

And, they're so busy swapping tales about which famous jockey has sat on their back and...

How much prize money they've earned..

That, they totally failed to notice that Dennis the Donkey has hobbled past them and...

Gone on to win the race?

In other words...

The Jokes Section is only here for those days when the top rated horse comes last, the 1000/1 outsider wins and...

You wonder why you're paying £10 a month for ratings where that can happen?

Terry's Joke

Have you heard about the man that shot a deer?

He took it home and told his wife to cook it....

"But don't tell the children what meat it is."

Whilst eating their dinner...

The man said to the children...

"Can you guess,what meat it is?"

They all looked at one another and shook their heads,

Dad says... "I will give you a clue"...

"It's what mummy calls daddy sometimes."

The little boy shouts...

"Don't eat it!

It's an arse hole!"

Boom boom.

Anyway...

As always...

My kindest regards

keith-eckstein1

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