You have to laugh….

Posted by Keith Eckstein on Jan 7, 2013 in Jokes | 0 comments

Too Late...

1). I bought a horse.

In its first race it went out 25 to 1.

The only problem is that all the other horses left at 12:30.

2). It would have been a photo finish but....

By the time my horse finished...

It was too dark to take a picture!

3). My horse came in so late...

The jockey was wearing pyjamas!

4). The horse I bet on was so slow...

The jockey kept a diary of the trip.

5). My horse was so late getting home...

He tiptoed into the stable.
keith-eckstein the horse racing scholar

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