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1). I'd studied the form at Ascot and confidently walked up to the bookmaker with my money in my hand.
"Forty pounds on Fame and Glory in the Gold Cup," I said.
"This is your first time at Ladies' Day isn't it?" he asked.
"Er...yeah. Why?"
"Because it's usually just the women who wear a fancy dress and big hat."
2).
After a winning day at Ascot racecourse....
Martin Pipe, Ginger McCain, Jonjo O'neill and Henry Cecil queued up for ages outside Stringfellows to be told...
"Sorry lads, we don't allow trainers."
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