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Posted by on Jan 7, 2013 in Jokes | 0 comments

The Dead Horse

Young Derek in Devon bought a horse from a farmer for £100.

The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day.

The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news... the horse died."

Derek replied, "Well, then just give me my money back."

The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it."

Derek said, "Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse."

The farmer asked, "What are you going to do with him?"

Derek said, "I'm going to raffle him off."

The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead horse!"

Derek said, "Sure I can, Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."

A month later, the farmer met up with Derek and asked, "What happened with that dead horse?"

Derek said, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at £2 a piece and made a profit of £998."

The farmer said, "Didn't anyone complain?"

Derek said, "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two pounds back."

Derek grew up and now works for the government.

He's the one who figured out how this "fiscal bail-out" is going to work.

keith-eckstein the horse racing scholar

 

 

The Dead Horse

Young Derek in Devon bought a horse from a farmer for £100.

The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day.

The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news... the horse died."

Derek replied, "Well, then just give me my money back."

The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it."

Derek said, "Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse."

The farmer asked, "What are you going to do with him?"

Derek said, "I'm going to raffle him off."

The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead horse!"

Derek said, "Sure I can, Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."

A month later, the farmer met up with Derek and asked, "What happened with that dead horse?"

Derek said, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at £2 a piece and made a profit of £998."

The farmer said, "Didn't anyone complain?"

Derek said, "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two pounds back."

Derek grew up and now works for the government.

He's the one who figured out how this "fiscal bail-out" is going to work.

keith-eckstein the horse racing scholar

 

 

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