You have to laugh…

Posted by Keith Eckstein on Jan 7, 2013 in Jokes | 0 comments

Champion...

A wealthy racehorse owner gets very attached to his champion horse.

It has a very successful racing career and is then retired to stud duties...

Where it is again very successful.

Earning a fortune in stud duties.

Sadly one daythe champion dies and the owner decides to give it a proper burial.

He approaches the local Anglican minister who tells him that he is only interested in saving human souls.

He then approaches the Catholic priest who tells him the same thing.

As a last resort he asks a Rabbi who gives him the same sermon.

As he is about to leave he says that he was going to donate £100,000 to the Synagogue.

Hold on, says the Rabbi, you never told me it was a Jewish horse!

keith-eckstein the horse racing scholar

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